in doncaster, england, born and raised
in the closet is where i spend most of my days
chillin’ out, maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
fucking harry outside of school
when a couple of haters who were up to no good
started tweeting insults in my neighborhood
i got sassy with one little follower and my fanbase got scared
but i realized i’m as straight as harry’s hair
(via gaywhitesweater)
“HARRY DOES WHAT I TELL HIM TO WHY CAN’T YOU?!” louis screams at his waitor as he flips his hair, snaps his fingers and is denied a plate in crusted with diamonds.
(via larrystylinsontho)
louis tomlinson service outrage
BAYLEE YOUVE DONE IT AGAIN
(via larrystylinsontho)
you are at an icecream shop
your cashier is louis tomlinson
you place your order
“i’ll take a hot fudge sundae, hold the nuts”
louis replies “i’d love to”
(via larrystylinsontho)
so Harry and Louis walk into Pinkberry and the man asks “what flavour” they reply “watermelon” then the man asks “honey or caramel” they reply “caramel”, finally the man asks “and topping?” so they both say “we take turns” and then quickly leave the place dancing the tango
(via larrystylinsontho)
yeah i wonder why
no but is actually so funny
o m g
I love how Louis doesn’t have one
(via larrystylinsontho)
Yup. Great eye sight.
(Source: xfonedirection, via yourekilllinmestyles)
(Source: lovelytomlinson, via onedirectionstolemyyheart)
| Police: | I'm sorry sir but we're going to have to take you in |
|---|---|
| Louis: | not today |
| *proceeds to slap the cop with his pink prada purse while backflipping out of the jail in his new red diamond studded high heels* |
